Sunday, February 17, 2013

Yeah, no.

Forty Shades of Pearl (The Pearl Trilogy, #1)

Kindle Edition, 2nd Edition, 277 pages
Published August 21st 2012
by : Arianne Richmonde
original title:Forty Shades of Pearl (The Pearl Trilogy, Part 1)
edition language: English
Date Read: February 16 to 17, 2013
To me, any book with "Shades of" in the title is a knockoff of well--you know, and ignoring the very very bad cheesy dialogue and the fact that it's in the first person (which bugs me tremendously if it's not very well written), it was just an ok book.

The cutesy names for her vajayjay left me shaking my head. I had 1970s porno Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wow music playing in my head laughing to him referring to a Pearlette and her calling it a V8. She's 40 years old, a divorcée of two years and still reverts to kindergarten names for her hoo-ha, look I can do it, too!
2/5 Stars

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